Beto: Irish desperate to seem Hispanic, fed feces to his wife, coverups for DUI, burglary, and hit-and-run in his past, dreams of running over happy children
Kamala: at 29, slept with 60 year old married mayor to start getting appointed to political positions
Hickenlooper: intentionally took his mom to a porno theater
Klobuchar: abuse of staff, eating with a comb, throwing binders
Gillibrand: father was part of Albany NXIVM sex cult and met his wife there
Bernie: Socialist who become wealthy in office, several financial scandals with his wife
Warren: Lies about being Native American (Fauxcahontas, CommanChe)
Booker: accepting bribes, skyrocketing crime rates under his watch, Newark Watershed scandal... "Having vowed to strengthen the police department, he instead cut it by 13 percent to help balance the city’s budget. Homicides and violent crime spiked dramatically. Unemployment rose and child poverty increased 32 percent. And all of this came at a price of a 20 percent tax hike for the city’s residents."
And since none of the major names differ one iota on their positions on the major political issues, how does one choose?
McCauliffe/Michelle Obama in 2020.
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