[Leaning Right]

My advice to Hickenlooper:

Try some combination of these:

1. Imply that Biden is a racist.
2. Get a gay boyfriend.
3. Claim that your high cheekbones makes you a Cherokee.
4. End each of your speeches with the phrase “Workers of the world, unite!”

[SamAdams76]

Or he could try taking his mom to an X-rated movie.