PING!
Ping, for your amusement.
Next week - open microphone poetry reading!
I need a butt-shine
Right now
Your are holy,
Oh, sacred cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Oh, Milky winder, sing for us once more
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor
Gather cotton.
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!
So you snatched it and put it on your own channel?
Wow.
We already suspect his noodle is NOT sturdy.
He has no intention of being president. By “running,” he gets fame, name recognition, and money. Plus tv interviews, and book deals, etc, etc. Plus maybe a few airhead bimbos who put out for him.
He is even a less serious “candidate” than butter-butt.
Hey, Beto, quit working Pete’s side of the street. LOL
Beto’s consigned to the outer ring of al Dente’s infernal lethological hell
When did these stupid Instagram videos become a thing for politicians? I get why AOC does them—she’s a stupid Millennial. But Beto is middle-aged and Warren is a septuagenarian. Do they actually think they’re scoring points with this crap?
BETO... someone who makes Wendy Davis look smart..
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Holy crap. Would somebody please tell humplegummer to please shut up? I am perfectly capable of ignoring people and their blogs. This is an open forum and I think the owners would say who is or is not allowed to post here. Is there some crime in trying to make tiny fractions of pennies on the internet? Let the market decide.
What a DORK.
To say he is ‘not Presidential Material by a country mile’ is an understatement!
Sturdiness of the Noodle! ....Hmm.....is that Buttigieg’s job?
The only reason that Beta O’Dork has gotten anywhere is the latent homo NYU-grad journalists that took one look at him and developed an instant man-crush.
