I only stole one carton of smokes off the truck, there were hundreds in there.
For this grave sin, please whip me with a wet noodle.
Damn! I've already got stew meat, taters and gravy in the crock pot.
I should have gotten some noodles.
Hey, Walmart has lots of noodles, maybe I should rip off just a little bag.
Right?
Um... In case you haven’t noticed, FR uses article excerpts. So now you claim that is stealing?