It'll help with the stench.
Posted on 02/11/2020 4:42:11 PM PST by jimjohn
After last night MEGA MAGA rally, my nephew his wife and I decided to hit Bernie's rally... because we can.
I'd say a good 1000+ in line outside. Will report as the night goes on.
It's pretty cool being Trump spies...he he he
Good luck. Remember to praise stalin.
Bernie’s strong up there. Say what you want about Bernie, but at least the deep state hates him too.
Better make sure you scream with joy and clap like a trained seal every time he tells about the free stuff you’ll get if he’s elected. Also, it will help if you let your eyes roll back in your head a few times, fall on the floor, and start spazzing out like a gaffed marlin.
If I said what I want about him, I’ll probably get kicked off FR.
Won’t the MAGA hat give you away?
Trump would carry 40+ states against Bernie and you can bookmark this later.
You guys will stand out of the Bernie crowd like a bunch of dog faced pony soldiers!
Good thing he’s hanging with the Bernie Babies and not Plugs. Ol’ Plugs would sniff them out.
If you are white, straight ad over the age of twenty-five, be very careful because you are hated.
Good luck!
Lol...UPDATE: got more undercover trumpians here...fun!
How did y’all spot each other?
It'll help with the stench.
Hope you learned some useful phrases such as “running dog lackey” and “counter-revolutionary imperialist”.
LOL!
Don’t forget “enemy of the people”, “Wall Street billionaire”, “exploiter of the downtrodden proletariat”, “tool of the military-industrial complex”, and the ever-useful “warmongering capitalist pig”.
Da zhdravstvuyet Tovarishch Stalin, y’all.
;^)
That would be a dead give-a-way that you are a plant.
If they smell soap and shampoo on you, they’ll know you’re spies.
“The applause went on—six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly…Nine minutes! Ten!…Insanity! To the last man! With make-believe enthusiasm on their faces, looking at each other with faint hope, the district leaders were just going to go on and on applauding till they fell where they stood, till they were carried out of the hall on stretchers.”At last, after eleven minutes of non-stop clapping, the director of a paper factory finally decided enough was enough. He stopped clapping and sat down—a miracle! “To a man, everyone else stopped dead and sat down,” Solzhenitsyn says.
That same night, the director of the paper factory was arrested and sent to prison for ten years. Authorities came up with some official reason for his sentence, but during his interrogation, he was told: “Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding!”
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