[Rastus]

Biden will be pumped full of drugs to keep him looking sharp.

Okay, okay, okay
Just a little pinprick
There’ll be no more “Ahhhhhhh ahhh ahh!”
But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working. Good.
That’ll keep you going for the debate
Come on, it’s getting late

[dfwgator]

In a perfect world, today the only thing Biden should be saying is, “Hooray, they’re serving Meat Loaf today!”