That said, a small suggestion...
...Next week, please add some satire.
I am so terribly saddened and sickened by what has happened to liberty in my beloved America. This latest string of totalitarian abuses under the excuse of a virus is just the icing on the cake. But it also means the cake is ready to be served, and the presentation won't be pretty.
Good one, John, but like Seaplaner said, please try to add some satire next time. :-)