[Joe 6-pack]

"Great. Another reason for control freak mayors and governors to keep the beaches closed."

Yep - need to ban 29 and under from swimming and boating. Also, due to risks involved, they will need to take showers instead of baths. Also, no buckets larger than 2 gallon size.

If it saves just one life...

[Texas Eagle]

they will need to take showers instead of baths.

Showers can be dangerous, too. Therefore, no showers or baths.