LOL all jokes about married men are funny.
Do you know what is the difference between a pessimist and an optimist?
An optimist is a young man looking forward to marriage.
A pessimist is the married optimist a few years later.
An optimist believes we live the the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
Behind every successful man is a woman telling him he’s wrong.
What is it about the female brain that makes it seem like it’s raining every day?
Dennis Prager said on his show about a decade ago - and I never forgot it, that if you put a woman in a man’s mind that they will feel free like they have a huge burden lifted off of them and all is possible. On the flipside, you put a man in a woman’s mind, and all they’ll think of is suicide and wanting to kill themselves.