On the one hand I applaud the innovation and determination.
On the other hand I am heart warmed by the love exchanged.
And on the other hand I am horrified and disgusted that this is considered ok and some sort of new normal.
Apparently I have three hands.
Ok, buddy, watch what you’re doing with that third hand!
Use left hand, right hand, gripping hand from “A Mote in God’s Eye”.
Three hands...handy for magic tricks!