Here's my quick answer to this... every single time I get asked a question, I first respond with "Are you sure that you want to ask me such a racist question?" While the answer to a simple question of "do you want vanilla ice cream with that pie?" should have the answer "yes", it instead leads to a discussion of "what's racist about vanilla ice cream?" to which the answer is "because vanilla ice cream is white and white is about privilege."..... and so it goes.
I'm only kidding a little bit here...
I'm not.