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I don’t miss professional sports, do you?
The Aspen Beat ^ | 13 July 2020 | Glenn K Beaton

Posted on 07/14/2020 4:52:20 PM PDT by Rummyfan

As for baseball, let’s be honest. It’s boring to watch and it’s even boring to play. Ordinary people who aren’t being paid to play baseball cannot endure it except by playing it co-ed with beer, which makes practically anything endurable including watching paint dry.

About 90% of baseball consists of the players standing around while touching their privates whenever the TV camera is pointed at them or sitting around the dugout pretending to watch the other team while touching their privates. They often spit.

Why do people pay to see millionaires lolling about in a park and hiding in a little concrete bomb shelter while spitting and touching their privates? I can get that from the vagrants who live in the park and under the viaduct. For free.

If you’re a baseball fan, your life is very small. There’s a reason this game hasn’t caught on in the rest of the world (except in Japan, a country that practically defines boredom).

By the way, this has nothing to do with the fact that I was cut from the 9th Grade baseball team in an unfair, cruel and incompetent decision from which I’ve fully recovered and about which I have no hard feelings.

How about football? I’ll admit that football is fun to watch. It’s something like the Roman circus but without the lions. You get to watch overweight men collide helmet-to-helmet at breakneck speed and sometimes break their necks. What’s not to like?

Well, there’s the business where they taunt spectators who’ve paid a full day’s pay for a ticket by kneeling when the National Anthem is played. And they complain that they get paid only a million dollars a year unless they perform well, in which case they get only ten times that. And they pretend not to hear a player’s ugly antisemitic, Hitlerian remarks.

And they plan to play something called the “Black National Anthem.” If there’s a “Black National Anthem” then doesn’t that mean there’s a black nation? And conversely a white nation?

Are they actually promoting racially segregated nations? Has anyone thought this through?


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I kinda miss baseball. It's there in the background, a daily activity April through October. You can pay attention or not. But it's there.
1 posted on 07/14/2020 4:52:20 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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Miss Baseball and I’ll miss College football.


2 posted on 07/14/2020 4:54:49 PM PDT by Captain Compassion (I'm just sayin')
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Nope, don with them, and that especially includes the colleges, John Wayne ostracized.


3 posted on 07/14/2020 4:55:08 PM PDT by Varsity Flight (QE 2020. All Quiet on the Western Front)
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I quit NFL a few years ago. I quit NASCAR a few weeks ago. I now have much more time on my hands.


4 posted on 07/14/2020 4:55:56 PM PDT by umgud
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Nope!


5 posted on 07/14/2020 4:56:29 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I thought I would but no. Actually haven’t kept up with NFL and NBA for a long time. I would pay a small fee not to have to watch soccer.


6 posted on 07/14/2020 4:57:33 PM PDT by yarddog ( For I am persuaded.)
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Hope they all go belly up since going commie.


7 posted on 07/14/2020 4:57:47 PM PDT by Greg123456 (It is EVIL to vote Democratic.)
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As for baseball, let’s be honest. It’s boring to watch and it’s even boring to play.

Baseball fans do not find it so.
8 posted on 07/14/2020 4:58:00 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Nope, done with them, and that especially includes the colleges, John Wayne ostracized.
Take Me Out to the
jumbotrons....done with them


9 posted on 07/14/2020 4:58:24 PM PDT by Varsity Flight (QE 2020. All Quiet on the Western Front)
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I will miss college football. And baseball mostly because our son is a big fan, and I would miss talking to him about it. And like Rummyfan said, it’s nice to have on in the background when doing other things, like reading FR. :)


10 posted on 07/14/2020 5:01:03 PM PDT by norcal joe
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Not fair to ask me: I was done with them after I came home from my war.


11 posted on 07/14/2020 5:01:07 PM PDT by Chainmail (Remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence)
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Nope! These over privileged idiots don’t deserve any recognition.


12 posted on 07/14/2020 5:01:09 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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I dreaded to miss the SEC games as I’m a grad of a uni involved. Until the coach went all “BLM”.

Screw ‘em. I’m done. And I’m tempted to send the signed football the coach sent my family right back to him.


13 posted on 07/14/2020 5:02:32 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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No. Getting exercise is more important and fun too.


14 posted on 07/14/2020 5:02:37 PM PDT by ArcadeQuarters (Socialism requires slavery.)
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Not

One

Bit

15 posted on 07/14/2020 5:03:16 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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Soccer is boring, baseball is not.


16 posted on 07/14/2020 5:05:35 PM PDT by TruthWillWin
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I miss hockey! Pro, minor league, roller hockey, college, any kind of hockey.

Been watching reruns of the Penguins playoff games from 2009, 2016 and 2017.


17 posted on 07/14/2020 5:05:43 PM PDT by airborne (I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey season!)
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Not a bit. I did miss the NCAA basketball playoffs.


18 posted on 07/14/2020 5:06:15 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Where do you find the word "except" in the 2nd Amendment?)
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Too many racists in sports these days.


19 posted on 07/14/2020 5:06:32 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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I’m dying over this paragraph:

“...millionaires lolling about in a park and hiding in a little concrete bomb shelter while spitting and touching their privates? I can get that from the vagrants who live in the park and under the viaduct. For free.”


20 posted on 07/14/2020 5:06:34 PM PDT by GnuThere
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