Primitive, savage, hyperconservative [paleocon] founding group was the Con Con Macoute.
Degenerated into the effete, snobbish, supercilious, useless [New York] Bon Ton Macoute.
Security guards at supercomputing research labs are the Quon Ton Macoute.
Remnant is the [ChiCom] dangerous, inscrutable, mysterious, subversive, totalitarian Won Ton Macoute.
It’s an international conspiracy!
Let’s not forget the aged retirement village clubhouse security guards, who snap at anyone under 60 who dares enter their domain or stay five minutes past closing time:
The Tone Tone Old Coots.