[Alas Babylon!]

Alabama, too! Everyone here marries their sister, sics German Shepherds on innocent black people, and lives in a trailer with a Camaro up on blocks in the weed-strewn front yard. 5th grade is considered graduate school.

And it’s so hot and humid all Summer you’d melt. No outside jogging and walking is possible.

[Himyar]

Absolutely don’t come to Alabama. Just red necks and hicks here. We barely speak English and don’t like yankees. The climate sucks. It can snow in the northern part and you get all that humidity from the Gulf. We are next door to Mississippi.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I agree. The heat and especially the humidity in the South is unbearable. The gators, snakes, spiders, ants, and toothless rednecks are just chomping at the bit for some fresh meat. A family reunion is where most folks meet their future spouse. Pit bulls prowl the streets, and have a taste, nay a craving, for free range yankees.