[Seruzawa]

Sorry but I’m missing the satire here.

[jonascord]

The satire is buried deeply in the third paragraph. You have to dig, but it's there.

The rest is the gospel truth, since I live here, although while 120 cops have been disposed of, another 80+ have resigned to find jobs in other suburban jurisdictions.

Whole neighborhoods no longer have cruising coverage, but since the civilians don't know it, it's good for the gang bangers. They have been flooding north from Kali, on I-5, the new Oregon Trail.