Mitt Romney is not real. I suspect, much like a clothing store dummy, he would disassemble if you took off his suit coat. My guess is that his head unscrews if you try rotating it. Must be hard to keep him in one piece, but I am sure his handlers have plenty experience at doing that. He is the perfect Republican Senator... to compliment a Democrat Ventriloquist Dummy for a President.
The Human Pez Dispenser - puking out bon mitts that smell like rotting Mitt.
The 2008 National Review article that described Romney as a space alien who likes earth people was spot on !