Can’t make this up.
Gotta be made up. Don’t tease me like that. Not nice. I was praying all sorts for a modest sized meteor a few months ago, first on the Vatican and then DC. Just enough to take out a few cockroaches. Nuttin.
So, you’re telling me a targeted lighting bolt can be ordered up? Well, bring back out the shrine. Here we go again.
Next target? Ooh, ohh, I know. Beetlejuice’s next press conference wherein she blames all the black lives lost in Chicago under her tenure on legal gun sales in neighboring states.