Posted on 11/18/2021 2:34:11 PM PST by DFG
Local Los Angeles government officials are putting a halt to climate change by restricting the distribution of ketchup packets, Fox News reported.
A recently finalized ordinance would restrict restaurants with 26 or more employees from providing ketchup and mustard packets with a customer’s meal. From here on out, customers must request their condiments.
The ordinance will apply to restaurants by April of 2022.
“If we are to overcome the extreme climate challenges we face, we will have to alter or otherwise transform all our habits relating to fossil fuel products, including plastics, and our essential natural resources, like forests,” said ordinance co-author and council-member Paul Koretz in a press release. “Skipping the stuff to stop the frivolous waste of napkins and plasticware is another step forward as we work together towards a healthier future that can sustain us all.”
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Working on the “important” stuff I see. And the homeless camps are just peachy.
so it gets pumped into a lil plastic cup/lid on the side?
The Global Warming Nuts are Nuts , the stupid things they go after , did one of them step on a full packet and spoil their shoes ,LOL
What mean miserable little people inhabit the halls of California government. Complete hysteria.
Whether or not you believe in anthropomorphic climate change, I fail to see how ketchup packets are any part of it. Just another example of how crazy the lefties are.
Aren’t the masks everyone is wearing made from fossil fuel products? Ban those and we will slow climate change while making everyone healthier and happier.
If we all just do a little bit to fight climate change it will add up to a little bit.
That should save Earth
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meanwhile the rich and famous travel everywhere in luxury jets and limousines.
I hate ketchup packets. I need like eight for a cheeseburger and 10 for an order of fries. It’s way too tedious. Give me the bottle.
That was a throwback to when the Drive By Media (I think Newsweak) sarcastically said Reagan will probably count ketchup as a vegetable in school lunches to help school lunches meet some ridiculous regulation blah blah blah blah. Of course, the rest of the Drive By Media ran with it as though Reagan had actually proposed it. Much like Palin never having said she could see Russia from her back porch (but Tina Fey did when imitating Palin in SNL).
1st Archaeologists, “ What do you think caused the civilization to end?”
2nd Archaeologists “I read it was global warming”.
3rd Archaeologists “global warming was a Myth, the real reason was ketchup packets”.
1st Archaeologists, “ketchup packets? what happen?”
3rd Archaeologists “their leaders banned ketchup packets, that’s when the great riot started at a McDonald’s Drive-through....”
Paul Koretz
a neck for real justice
I have totally given up on discerning Babylon Bee type parody from the real thing.
I thought it was from the Babylon Bee.
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I'm told that many California beaches are littered edge-to-edge with disposable face masks. LOL! What is so funny is that the masks are almost 100% useless against Covid (or any other disease).
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