Hahahahah thank you for posting it...have a great Thanksgiving, PJ-Comix!
I wasn’t kidding about my sister-in-law. Every year it is the same damn story. She promises to be here by a certain time and she is ALWAYS late. Hours late. And my wife always wants me to start smoking the turkey early because she assumes that her sister will finally be on time. However, this year I put my foot down. I’m not even going to start smoking the turkey until AFTER 1 PM. That way when my sister-in-law is hours late as usual, the turkey will have been finished not long before she shows up. And if for some strange reason she shows up “early” (meaning only an hour late), she can wait for the turkey to be finished. However, I expect her to be at least two hours late as usual.