[MinorityRepublican]

The Babylon Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago. Now the Onion is no longer doing comedy just like SNL.

[rlmorel]

That's too bad. This was my all time favorite:

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

DOCTOR: "We give her one painless injection, and that's it. Her eyes may flutter a bit, or she may murmur "Are you for real killing me right now?" but then her struggle will finally be over."