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1 posted on 08/28/2022 10:40:13 AM PDT by DFG
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Can I see a copy?


3 posted on 08/28/2022 10:43:22 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: DFG

Although this is humor….unfortunately Democrats have already redacted most of the Bible….specifically The Ten Commandments! 🙏


5 posted on 08/28/2022 10:48:55 AM PDT by Brandonmark (Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL is a )
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To: DFG

Why is this parody? It’s already true. Total fraudster


7 posted on 08/28/2022 10:50:19 AM PDT by Hammerhead
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Osteen’s next project is to fund researchers who are looking for ways to put a camel through the eye of a needle…


8 posted on 08/28/2022 10:50:39 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: DFG

These guys are the best.


9 posted on 08/28/2022 10:51:33 AM PDT by bray (The Vax is fake and deadly)
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They make fun of him, but many pastors are silent on parts of the New Testament. It is just a question whether they use 60%, 80%, 90% or 95%.

There are the prosperity ministers and the loving ministers. Most ministers only make fun of the prosperity ministers.


11 posted on 08/28/2022 11:01:14 AM PDT by alternatives? (The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders.)
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I tuned into Osteen’s service this morning and he was praising Jesus, and inviting everyone to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

He may not be theologically correct on some matters but he is hitting the mark where he needs to and is a faithful servant of Christ, in my opinion.


16 posted on 08/28/2022 11:23:01 AM PDT by imabadboy99
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Well, it’s much easier for the kids to memorize Bible verses with Olsteen’s version (not that the kids can read anyway).


19 posted on 08/28/2022 12:06:04 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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Well, it is in keeping with his beliefs. *SMIRK*

Every generation gets their:


20 posted on 08/28/2022 12:22:20 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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JO would make a great used car salesman.


24 posted on 08/28/2022 1:49:31 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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