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I don’t know, for a fact, that America is infested with brainwashed, hypnotized sleeper agent saboteurs just waiting for a cryptic phone call to set them off. We’ve reached a point where I think it’s not irrational or unreasonable or paranoid to think that such might be the case.

You're not paranoid enough. Phone calls? That's just silly.

Try every network broadcast using the exact same turn of phrase in their lede.

Remember when every newscaster started using "gravitas" on the same day? That 'was a test, that was only a test, of the emergency creation system'...

The government wants to disarm us after 245 yrs 'cuz they plan to do are doing things we would shoot them for!

At no point in history has any government ever wanted its people to be defenseless for any good reason

The biggest killer of mankind

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[Nifster]

Indeed

[gibsonguy]

Exactly