Everyone is Laughing at the Ridiculous Pelosi Big Lie Meet the underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley.

Front Page Magazine ^ | October 31, 2022 | by Kurt Schlichter

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" an underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley who is best known for his nudist activism broke into the oddly unguarded mansion of the Speaker of the House, a wealthy woman who has her police force and has not been shy about expounding on the perilous peril she faces from murderous insurrectionists, carrying a hammer and encountered the wide-awake Paul Pelosi, also in his skivvies, who the intruder then let go off and call the cops wherein Mr. Pelosi referred to the guy as his friend.

Someone was angry about having to hock his clothes after not being reimbursed for expenses related to starting an insurrection on January 6th.

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They're never wrong inside the echo chamber.

"...Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984

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If I had a Hammer...........................

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MY theory is similar.

It happened basically in the way that the writer says, but with some significant differences.

IT WAS PLANNED.

It was supposed to be a October Surprise-style attack that would generate sympathy for the Dems and cause them to hold on to at least the House.

Paul would go to his ‘normal’ cruise bar and pick up a male prostitute and take him home to do his ‘normal’ routine. But not tell him what the ulterior motive was.

Paul would tell the guy that he would like a little ‘S&M and B&D’ to go with the ‘normal’ process, perhaps pay a little ‘extra’ for the ‘service’.

The guy was to tap Pelosi with the hammer while tying him up with zip ties and demand to see Nancy.

Before this started, Paul went to the bathroom and called the police to get them to come to the home on the pretense that he had an unknown intruder, but ‘a friend’ named ‘David’ (LOL! He must be as bad off as Biden!).

The police arrive and find ‘David’ and Paul in their underwear, and Paul getting tapped, lightly, on the head with a hammer weilded by ‘David’.

David quickly figures out he’s been ‘SET-UP’ by Paul and really starts to bang Paul’s head with the hammer and the Po-Po arrest him for assault.....................

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MY theory:

IT WAS PLANNED.

It was supposed to be a October Surprise-style attack that would generate sympathy for the Dems and cause them to hold on to at least the House.

Paul would go to his ‘normal’ cruise bar and pick up a male prostitute and take him home to do his ‘normal’ routine. But not tell him what the ulterior motive was.

Paul would tell the guy that he would like a little ‘S&M and B&D’ to go with the ‘normal’ process, perhaps pay a little ‘extra’ for the ‘service’.

The guy was to tap Pelosi with the hammer while tying him up with zip ties and demand to see Nancy.

Before this started, Paul went to the bathroom and called the police to get them to come to the home on the pretense that he had an unknown intruder, but ‘a friend’ named ‘David’ (LOL! He must be as bad off as Biden!).

The police arrive and find ‘David’ and Paul in their underwear, and Paul getting tapped, lightly, on the head with a hammer weilded by ‘David’.

David quickly figures out he’s been ‘SET-UP’ by Paul and really starts to bang Paul’s head with the hammer and the Po-Po arrest him for assault.....................