[Macho MAGA Man]

Now this is some funny stuff. Just goes to show these beta males that were working for Dorsey can't psychologically handle pressure from Elon.

[Larry Lucido]

No barf alert?

[Persevero]

I halfway believe this. I’ve known two very good men who were tasked to wiping out hundreds of jobs.

Because they are not sociopaths, they were in agony. Sleeplessness, vomiting, headaches, depression, just extreme unhappiness as they for months had to analyze who had to go (sometimes their best, but in departments they were dripping or parts of teams that were obsolete). Save Pete, ax Paul. Some were men they had recruited and worked with. Many were top notch employees. Transfer them if you can- but then you have to get rid of others…

It’s miserable and the responsibility weighs heavy. They both said it was no problem getting rid of the difficult or underperforming.

[Billthedrill]

Senior Nazi officials probably reacted that way when the Red Army reached the outskirts of Berlin and they knew the game was up. These guys shouldn’t worry, though - Steiner will save them.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Pajama Boy has a JOB? Who knew?!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

If only “chainsaw” Al Dunlop was still available for Elon to hire...

[LibertyWoman]

What a loser snowflake. I know 10 year old girls tougher than that.

[buwaya]

They were insulated from reality, unlike every other US industrial company. Layoffs and restructuring and cost-cutting are a regular feature of life in a business.

[RummyChick]

Elon has a mess on his hands.

Lilly nosedived today due to a fake twitter account with a blue check mark. It took down some other stocks as well

https://www.investors.com/news/technology/lly-stock-dives-taking-novo-sanofi-with-it-after-fake-twitter-account-promises-free-insulin/

[simpson96]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I'd have told him to lick it up.

[algore]

I don’t believe it.

I have been in that position it sucked not blew

[flamberge]

It is not a pleasant experience to fire a large number of subordinates for any reason. Only hardened sociopaths and natural psychopaths can do that without any qualms or regrets.

I can give that Twitter engineering manager a break on his reaction.

[frank ballenger]

Maybe the stories are true about today’s young arugula sniffing, wimpy, tight suited metrosexuals being cowards.
Most women delay or refuse marriage far longer than earlier decades. Good taste.

From Brides Magazine April 22, 2022

According to 2021 statistics, the average age at which women get married is age 28.6 years.

That’s an increase of nearly a decade over the past century. In 1920, the average woman got married at 21.2 years old.

Only 29% of Americans age 18-34 were married in 2018, compared to 59% in 1978.

[kvanbrunt2]

As a contractor at GE Areo, i used to take the day off when neutron Jack was culling.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Hope he had someone to hold his hair.

[glorgau]

Vomiting under stress was one of the running gags for the lead character of the series "Silicon Valley".

Silicon Valley - All Richard Puking Scenes

[joshua c]

I heard he was drinking straight from the wine tap

[Chode]

man pukes, when told to do his job... feh

[crazyhorse691]

I have tears running down my face...from laughing about the plight of these poor little soyboys.

[jacknhoo]

Elon should have told him they were all found to be secretly pro-American and he would have fired them with gusto.

[lee martell]

That shouldn’t be amusing, but it is.
That’s what you call a ‘delicate soul’.