[cyclotic]

That’s nothing.

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 20, 1945 – March 17, 1947)[1] was a male Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off. After the loss of his head, Mike achieved national fame until his death in March 1947. In Fruita, Colorado, an annual “Mike the Headless Chicken Day” is held every May.

red more about Mike: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

[Sacajaweau]

I can remember my maternal grandfather lobbing the head off. My paternal grandmother just wrung their neck.

So one day, bro and I went and got a live chicken from the Public Market. We wrung...and wrung...and wrung...but the cluck cluck cluck persisted. Then...with every ounce of strength he had, my brother wrong his neck real good...and no cluck was heard. We were so proud.

[BitWielder1]

We have headless democrats running the country.