[E. Pluribus Unum]

Top. Men.

[Magnum44]

[Jonty30]

I wouldn’t call the top suspect a man. He’s male, but his actions are that of a Peter Pan.

[AnthonySoprano]

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Sure, if you’re dumb enough to believe it.

They have all their fingerprints, and if it was a Trump Admin, they’d be doing Polygraphs.

I think it’ll be Epstein redux, a Camera experienced a glitch.

[immadashell]

They can track down demonstrators from the January 6 demonstration but they can't find some drug addict in the White House? C’mon man!

[Political Junkie Too]

Too difficult?

Just hook everyone up to a polygraph and ask them. What are the chances that someone jonesing for a coke hit can beat the polygraph machine?

-PJ

[healy61]

Hardly top men. More like bottom men for the Biden men.

[Reno89519]

I bet they already know who it is, just now need to bury it. Presuming no charges or public firing,we should watch who quits or moves to a new job in the next 30 days.

[ETCM]

In the military, we have a very easy solution to such “mysteries”. Urinalysis. Test every person with access to the space where the drug was found. If warranted, we would conduct a “command sweep” where every single sailor on the ship was tested. It’s too late by now, as the drug would be cleared by now. I guess the problem would have been the large number of positive tests for various drugs, disqualifying those people from holding security clearances...

[Pajamajan]

Awesome "Where's Waldo Hunter?" meme.

[Clutch Martin]

In the military they would simply give the entire base a pop whiz quiz. No problemo. Why are Fed employees exempt.... oh yeah, unions.

[skr]

Sure, a lot of people probably walk by the cubbyholes, but how many of them actually put items into or take items out of the cubbyholes? That should narrow it down to a reasonable number of people to investigate.

[Reno89519]

Even without fingerprints or DNA, if they drug test the likely person or people that had the access and opportunity to drop their drugs there, I wonder if they might match a positive drug test to this particular strain of cocaine? Presuming they have agents, investigators, and techs to spare from their Trump investigations.

[Trump_Triumphant]

Everyone knows it was Hunter.

[twister881]

“C’mon, you can say it, they know.” — My Cousin Vinny

[twister881]

Hey Top Men, a clue: It’s Crackhead.

[Chgogal]

It looks like our “Top Men” are not up to the job. POTUS is not secure! It’s too difficult to track all those people!

I smell pig manure! Don’t you?

[Chgogal]

Just like “Top Men” never found out who leaked the Supreme Court ruling last year. My toxic corrupt Government makes me nauseous. Ditto for the MSM.

[Bullish]

They’d find the source in about three seconds if it were Trump’s WH and then squeal like pigs.

[tballard56]

Oh, so it was Hunter, then.

[oblomov]

Translation: they know beyond any doubt whose it is.