[Enterprise]

Um, so where is this store again? Asking for a friend.

[DesertRhino]

So exactly how painful is this bite?

[Sequoyah101]

This should become a fun thread.

No need for little blue pills?

[lefty-lie-spy]

Now all we need is a TISM song about this incident.

[CurlyDave]

So exactly WHERE does this spider have to bite in order to get the, ahh, enhancement, effect?

[bunkerhill7]

Spiderman

[Bobalu]

The Happy Ending Spider

[Texas resident]

that could also cause an hours long erection...

for the bitten or the spider?

[Libloather]

[llevrok]

In the event of a snake spider bite, you suck out the poison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_eBuhHF5s

[Equine1952]

Anybody seen Laz?

[SpaceBar]

An erection is just one of the symptoms experienced while you die.

[SpaceBar]

Yes, I actually read the article.

[nickcarraway]

Is it radioactive?

[Widget Jr]

Looking up the effects of its venom...

O_O >-< O_O >-< O_O ??? !!!

Effects of its venom include: painful swelling at bite, muscle weakness, tremors, difficulty breathing or speaking, paralysis,
nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, irregular heart beat, high blood pressure, chest pain, abdominal pain, cramping,
and, of course, a chance of painful death.

That is a set of performance issues that make performing any bodily function, like staying alive and not dying, more challenging than usual.

[BenLurkin]

[dfwgator]

[Boomer]

Sounds like the owner is a ‘stand-up’ guy!

[MNDude]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[SteveH]

sounds like a porn version of Stephen King’s “The Mist”...

[eartick]

Banana- erection. Gotta take the good with the bad