If you really want a pig as a pet, the best ones are Kune Kune pigs, a small breed from New Zealand. They grow to about 250 lbs., tops. Their muzzles are too short and upturned to allow rooting, so they’ll just graze your yard rather than tear it up. They stay amiable and good-natured throughout their lives. Ideal for smallholdings and families.
Sometimes ya just gotta out em in the freezer. 😏