Second Capitol Sex Tape Scandal Emerges

OANN ^ | 12/23 | Abril Elfi

[spirited irish]

The United States House of Representatives is now investigating another sex tape scandal that has emerged yet again.

According to a report by Semafor, videos of an online user going by “Adam J” with the handle “Anjackson2019”on the social media platform Snapchat began circulating in 2022.

Semafor saw one of the videos, which showed a man masturbating inside a House office building that could be recognized by the typical carpeting and furniture found there. There was also a congressional mouse pad branded on the desk where the suspect was.

[sauropod]

Oh joy.

[PGR88]

More LGBTQ diversity

[Huskrrrr]

Starting to resemble the last days of ancient Rome.

[Lurker]

At this point I’d almost be grateful if Russia or China or the Norks nuked DC.

L

[Antihero101607]

...𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨...

Lewd as it is, the man was doing something more productive than pretty much everybody in the House, Senate, their staffers, and all federal workplace employees do on a daily basis.

[Fuzz]

Oh yay. You sound smart.

[Lurker]

What? You work there or something?

L

[mikey_hates_everything]

"...one of the videos, which showed a man masturbating inside a House office building..."

Just an aspiring filmmaker performing an artistic re-creation of what goes on daily in Congress.

[clearcarbon]

"Two men are also seen performing a sex act in an office setting in a screenshot of another video that Semafor was able to obtain, "

They decided there was no point in waiting for pelosi to return and install mirrors on the ceiling.

[xp38]

Toobin was visiting?

[Fledermaus]

That’s true

[Fuzz]

No. Don’t work in DC.

It is my country though and would prefer it doesn’t get nuked killing hundreds of thousands to millions. I may be weird that way.

[glennaro]

Perhaps they’re doing this in honor of ol’ B-J Clinton who, by today’s social standards, was a relatively decent guy! (although the Epstein disclosures may change my assessment of America’s “Scoundrel President”.)

[Fledermaus]

Wouldn’t hurt my feelings.

[Fledermaus]

Yet another good reason.

[Boogieman]

They're just talking about guys who actually shot porn in the buildings. Don't even look for the stats on how much time government employees spend watching porn. You don't want to know.

[devane617]

Oh, everyone does this! It needs to be normalized...Next we become accustomed to pedo’s and their young friends as a beautiful thing.

[devane617]

“At this point I’d almost be grateful if Russia or China or the Norks nuked DC”

Then wonder what would happen to the LBTQ+Whatever crowd.

[piasa]

It seems erection, not insurrection, may be the big problem in DC.
Probably just a byproduct of all those pussies running around.