"Pardon Pledge Will Sink Trump's Campaign" [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 April 2024 | John Semmens

[Lazamataz]

Even your dog is gay.

[kiryandil]

Once he got out, he became obsessed with watching the Media outlet "the BBC".

He kept expecting to be able to relive his experiences in stir.

[Lazamataz]

Damn, that boy is gay as hell. He keeps fantasizing about seeing people get it in the can. I bet he strokes to the fantasy, too.

Watch, he’ll respond with some gay comment or another. He’s THAT obsessed with buggery.

[joesbucks]

Are you lieing or lieing about lieing? If I’ve been incarcerated, you’ve been giving it up for the prison b*tch*s.

Give it up. You’ve done stuff I’ve never even considered doing.

[Lazamataz]

Are you lieing or lieing about lieing?

Are you speling or speling about speling?

If I’ve been incarcerated, you’ve been giving it up for the prison b*tch*s.

For all the time you've done in prison, you still don't know what a 'bitch' is?

In one sentence you say: you’ve been giving it up

In the next sentence you say: Give it up.

You have a serious attachment to your anal sex fantasy.

You’ve done stuff I’ve never even considered doing.

You don't consider it. You don't have to think about it at all. It is your gay reflex.

STOP BEING GAY. Just stop it.

You cannot spell. Your grammar is horrid. You cannot separate reality from your gay anal fantasies.

You got issues.

[joesbucks]

And still my issues in no way compare to yours. Not even close . You’re a very sad and sick person.

I've had enough fun screwing with you. I hadn’t noticed.

[Albion Wilde]

Oh, OK, I see what you were saying rhetorically. Please forgive me; I got no sleep last night while my family member was in hospital.

Yes, Bush was widely criticized for never clapping back, no matter how viscious the attacks.

[Fury]

I hope your family member is doing better.

One of my biggest complaints about President Bush - he seemingly never fought back politically. He also was a pretty poor extemporaneous speaker. His press conferences were painful to watch.

Biden doesn’t have that problem. He just holds so few and knows the questions in advance.

The media is so pathetically intellectually lazy. You just have to laugh at their low energy.

[Jim Noble]

“ directly challenge the right of the national government’s rule over the people.”

Hopefully that disgusting pig didn’t really say that.

[Albion Wilde]

Thank you.

Agreeing with your post.

[joesbucks]

As for the bitches, that’s what you called them. I guessed it was similiar to what the gay guys were called in Shawshank. Sisters.

[Lazamataz]

All Stealth Liberals, especially gay ones like you, will be banned.

[joesbucks]

3 strikes. Not gay. You are. Not liberal, but folks like you are pushing me that way and certainly not stealth. I post things I think are relevant.

[Lazamataz]

You are a stealth liberal and people all across the forum are taking notice. I intend to see you banned from this forum. It is my only goal for now.

[Lazamataz]

And you are gay.

[joesbucks]

You are a stealth liberal and people all across the forum are taking notice. I intend to see you banned from this forum. It is my only goal for now.

How sick. Trying to stop free speech. Destroy what I write.

[Lazamataz]

How sick. Trying to stop free speech. Destroy what I write.

To paraphrase the old chestnut: The first amendment is the refuge of a scoundrel.

Second, this is not a free speech forum.

Third, it is not even a free speech issue. You are free to go to Democrat Underground to spread your lies and your opposition to all conservatives.

[Lazamataz]

Not liberal, but folks like you are pushing me that way and certainly not stealth

Oh, and another observation: No amount of forum arguing could EVER get me to go liberal.

So all this statement does, is prove you have liberal leanings looking for an excuse to emerge.

Personally, I suspect you are a full-on liberal already... who merely slipped up with that comment.

[joesbucks]

And yet you’d protest Zuck moderating or banning a poster. I have never been to DU. And what’s your fear? Strong willed Freepers jumping ship? Or being influenced by me?

[Lazamataz]

And yet you’d protest Zuck moderating or banning a poster.

This, FR, is clearly labeled as a conservative forum. If Facebook was clearly labeled as a liberal one, I'd have little concern for his moderation or banning.

I have never been to DU.

You might find it to your liking.

And what’s your fear? Strong willed Freepers jumping ship? Or being influenced by me?

Fear? Naw. More like annoyance. I have to read or hear liberal viewpoints and lies all the time in the liberal media. I come here for refuge from that. I don't want liberals here.

So, I advise you go now.