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Easy as falling down
me | today | grellis

Posted on 07/13/2004 6:21:18 AM PDT by grellis

See? Piece o' cake. The "Topics" option is where you select from a series of, well, topics, including the "ignore" topic. I should warn you, however...if you do want to post a test thread, choosing the "ignore" option will get you at least twenty thread-hits. Also stay away from any mention of moose, cheese, pit bulls...

Just like a regular thread response, you can preview your masterpiece before posting. I usually skip this option. I'm a big fan of typos, split infinitives, and the improper use of apostrophies.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Test Topic, Ignore It
KEYWORDS: cheese; howto; moose; moosebiteshurt; moosebitsister; powerofcheese

1 posted on 07/13/2004 6:21:18 AM PDT by grellis
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To: Tax-chick

Top of the morning!


2 posted on 07/13/2004 6:21:55 AM PDT by grellis (All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust)
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To: grellis

Hehe ... apostrophes. I'll give it a try later and see how it works. Maybe my daughter will help, although I hestitate to equip her with the skills to originate threads, might get the whole family banned!


3 posted on 07/13/2004 6:46:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tautologies are the only horses I bet on. -- Old Professer)
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To: grellis
…choosing the "ignore" option will get you at least twenty thread-hits.

Any subject matter dealing with sex or nudity will get you a couple hundred.
4 posted on 07/13/2004 6:59:06 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: grellis

You forgot to excerpt.


5 posted on 07/13/2004 7:02:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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To: EggsAckley
You forgot to excerpt.

I would have remembered if I knew what you meant, lol!

Who's got the picture of the bunny with the pancake on its head? That's what every thread needs, especially in the morning.

6 posted on 07/13/2004 7:51:05 AM PDT by grellis (All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust)
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To: grellis
heheheh. I don't know who has the bunny pic, but here's one for ya:


7 posted on 07/13/2004 7:55:08 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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To: EggsAckley

Ya know, my mom had an epileptic cat, too...


8 posted on 07/13/2004 8:06:36 AM PDT by grellis (All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust)
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To: Tax-chick

I just realized...I misspelled apostrophes! Now, if I could just remember how to exactly split an infinitve...


9 posted on 07/13/2004 8:08:24 AM PDT by grellis (All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust)
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To: grellis

My sister was bitten by a moose once...


10 posted on 07/13/2004 8:18:19 AM PDT by theDentist ("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
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To: grellis

11 posted on 07/13/2004 8:18:40 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Q: Why did Wellstone's plane crash?...... FAA Ruling: Aircraft had TWO left wings.)
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To: grellis

12 posted on 07/13/2004 8:19:03 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Q: Why did Wellstone's plane crash?...... FAA Ruling: Aircraft had TWO left wings.)
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To: theDentist
Was it this moose?


13 posted on 07/13/2004 8:20:27 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Q: Why did Wellstone's plane crash?...... FAA Ruling: Aircraft had TWO left wings.)
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To: Johnny Gage
LMAO! Love the bunny!
14 posted on 07/13/2004 8:23:49 AM PDT by grellis (All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust)
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To: Johnny Gage

I think so! Made from a hugh mound of Jack Cheese....


15 posted on 07/13/2004 8:23:53 AM PDT by theDentist ("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
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To: grellis; Anoreth

You split an infinitive with a "frow," which is also used in the phrase, "Dumb as a frow." I learned it on Free Republic!

(Yosel, here's a view of adults acting like dibbuns. Don't tell anyone; it's a secret!)


16 posted on 07/13/2004 8:53:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Tautologies are the only horses I bet on. -- Old Professer)
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To: grellis

falling down is easy???

dammit why do I make everything so hard??


17 posted on 07/13/2004 12:13:58 PM PDT by backinthefold (I am stuck on Band-aid, cause Band-aid stuck on me!!)
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To: backinthefold

Walking into stuff...my forte.


18 posted on 07/13/2004 12:52:08 PM PDT by grellis (QUEEN OF THE DORKS)
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