Posted on 07/17/2004 12:55:29 PM PDT by AlbertWang
ALBERT WANG PRESENTS proudly offers up the best and worst in Summertime Reality TV!
It's like The Appentice.
It's like American Idol.
It's Like Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire.
It's Really, Really Bad.
It Is "Who Wants To Be Martha Stewart's Cell Mate?"
Martha will start with 15 or 20 likely fellow felons, and each week, through a varity of lame tests, the field is narrowed to 2, then all of America gets to vote on who will share Martha's life for the next 5 months. The contestants who are eliminated each week will be given a shiv, hand carved by Marthe from a toothbrush.
It is "Who Wants To Be Martha Stewart's Cell Mate?"
It isn't me. I'll take Jenna, if she ever gets locked up (which doesn't seem impossible).
Jenna, Dianna Ross, or Linda Greenlaw.
Janrt Reno - oh, Martha's too old for Janet's taste.
Patricia Ireland?
Sorry for the confusion.
She sure shouldn't be. If Martha is guily, then Janet is what? She should be executed.
OK, due to popular demand, Janet could appear as a surprise contestant half way into the series.
Might be the only way we ever get to see the Waco Killer locked up.
One way to make my blood boil is to watch the Waco tapes. I have them.
This thing about taking "full reponsibily -- the buck stops here" really gets to me.
I just said on a different thread that I should probably go take some blood pressure med's. Now I really need to.
That [young lady] deserves to have a needle up her arm for what she did. Not just in Waco, but especially there.
not all debts are settled in this world............
Hopefully not.
I assume you have watched the tanks running over the cars and the bicycles.
There was no need for any congressional inquiry. It doesn't matter about the gun flashes. The government was wrong in what it did. There was no need for that.
Now go get the Mylanta.
There also wasn't a lot of need to shoot Randy Weaver, his son, or his wife.
Real nice.
Janet, me, and a baseball bat had best never get too close to each other.
i'll bunk with her...
That was on Bush the Elder's watch.
Fair enough.
I was no fan of his either.
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