"Now serving #57...who has #57??"
1 posted on
09/21/2004 8:01:16 AM PDT by
TheBigB
To: TheBigB
The couple tied the knot during a five-minute ceremony Saturday night at the Studio City, Calif., home of Federline's tuxedo maker. Deeply, deeply weird.
2 posted on
09/21/2004 8:03:48 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(A python asleep on the windowsill and a nasty smell were the first signs that all was not well ...)
To: TheBigB
Well, good.
At least someone sobered her up enough to make sure she isn't broke (cuz we all know she isn't going to make any more money).
3 posted on
09/21/2004 8:03:49 AM PDT by
mabelkitty
(Watch for a CBS employee in a trench coat going by DeepWord.....)
To: TheBigB
Looks like some other things need covering. I will avert my eyes.
4 posted on
09/21/2004 8:05:38 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(Dan Rather's apology, "I'm sorry I got caught being a democrat lap dog, I'll be more careful.")
To: TheBigB
5 posted on
09/21/2004 8:07:23 AM PDT by
Fintan
(Oh...am I supposed to read the article???)
To: TheBigB
I wonder what Federline's ultimate fee will be for this little rent-a-husband gig. Britney probably took pointers from Madonna and her experience with her daddy-the-personal-trainer-sperm-donor-for-hire. Rumors were that Madonna's boy toy got $1 million for the gig. With inflation, maybe $2 million for this one? So hard to find good help these days, have to pay for it.
To: TheBigB
So Britney's parents and managers and entourage and the rest of the parasites are only looking out for her best interests? LOL!
All the guy would be entitled too in the first place would be half of her earinings after the marriage. So her current $100 million is safe. Imagine how horrible it would be if they got divorced next year and he got half of the earnings and she only had a worth of 110 million instead of 120 million. How horrible that would be for all the hangers on.
I'm certainly going to sleep better at night now.
8 posted on
09/21/2004 8:12:54 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
To: TheBigB
Ah, the famous "Massey Prenup".
10 posted on
09/21/2004 8:20:51 AM PDT by
Publius
(Sleep nude; don't FReep nude.)
To: TheBigB
Al: "Now serving number 57 . . . who has 57>"
Shoe-Buying Hottie: "I'm number 57."
Al: "Hidey, hidey, hidey ho!"
11 posted on
09/22/2004 2:49:28 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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