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Dolly Parton Gets Breast Reduction
Irish Examiner ^ | 9.27.2004

Posted on 09/27/2004 9:17:00 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick

Country legend Dolly Parton is having her famous breasts reduced after suffering 30 years of excruciating back pain.

The I Will always Love You singer had silicone implants in both her twenties and her thirties, but doctors have now told the 58-year-old star her enormous double-D bust will have to be reduced to relieve the crippling pressure on her back and shoulders.

She admits: "My boobs are killing me - and I don't know if I can stand the pain any longer.

"My boobs have been a trademark for me - but I've paid one hell of a price."


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1 posted on 09/27/2004 9:17:02 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod; cyborg; Clemenza; Cacique; Oschisms; NYCVirago; Gabz; lavrenti; ...
Don't say I didn't give you any pictures!


2 posted on 09/27/2004 9:17:50 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Terry McAuliffe -- The Gift that Keeps on Giving)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Double D? Those things are Double Q!


3 posted on 09/27/2004 9:17:59 AM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Proud to be a Reagan Alumna!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

A few freeper men will be deeply saddened.


4 posted on 09/27/2004 9:18:18 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


5 posted on 09/27/2004 9:18:20 AM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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To: NYC GOP Chick

First Draft:

Country legend Dolly Parton is having her famous breasts reduced after suffering 30 years of excruciating back pain and making millions from her puppies.


6 posted on 09/27/2004 9:18:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase ("let them go naked for a while"...Theraaazaaaaa Heinz-Kerry)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I don't think a picture of her face qualifies.


7 posted on 09/27/2004 9:18:42 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Dems_R_Losers

Tell me about it! Mine are big, yet I feel tiny compared to hers!


8 posted on 09/27/2004 9:18:58 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Terry McAuliffe -- The Gift that Keeps on Giving)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

This should be in BREAKING NEWS!


9 posted on 09/27/2004 9:19:12 AM PDT by BrooklynGOP (www.logicandsanity.com)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Another American momument(s) bites the dust.


10 posted on 09/27/2004 9:19:18 AM PDT by ClintonBeGone (Take the first step in the war on terror - defeat John Kerry)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
The I Will always Love You singer had silicone implants in both her twenties and her thirties

Is this saying that the twenties became thirties and the thirties became forties?

11 posted on 09/27/2004 9:19:50 AM PDT by tx_eggman ("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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To: Mr. Lucky
You're on your own, pal! ;)

Search here

12 posted on 09/27/2004 9:19:57 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Terry McAuliffe -- The Gift that Keeps on Giving)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

ohhh QUIT BRAGGING!


13 posted on 09/27/2004 9:20:19 AM PDT by antivenom ("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
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To: Dems_R_Losers
Naw, I've met Dolly Parton. She is a tiny woman. She's got Double D's, but they look huge on her small frame.
14 posted on 09/27/2004 9:21:01 AM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I could swear she already had them reduced previously..


15 posted on 09/27/2004 9:21:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Liberalism is political domestic abuse.)
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To: antivenom

No bragging -- just pointing out that there is no way she is merely a DD.


16 posted on 09/27/2004 9:21:16 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Terry McAuliffe -- The Gift that Keeps on Giving)
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To: Rebelbase

Wasn't her's the first cloned?


17 posted on 09/27/2004 9:21:30 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Thanks for the mammeries, Dolly...
18 posted on 09/27/2004 9:21:53 AM PDT by Jonah Hex (Free Republic... Afflicting the Media Since 1998)
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"A few freeper men will be deeply saddened"

You mean those stuck-in-a-Ted-Kazynski-type-cabin-play-with-themselves-over-skinny-Ann-Coulter's-picture-type?


19 posted on 09/27/2004 9:22:00 AM PDT by chambley1 (n)
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To: NYC GOP Chick; Mr. Lucky

I think this is what Mr Lucky was looking for?

20 posted on 09/27/2004 9:22:11 AM PDT by ClintonBeGone (Take the first step in the war on terror - defeat John Kerry)
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