1 posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:33 AM PST by
Ellesu
To: Ellesu
2 posted on
12/17/2004 10:35:16 AM PST by
Spok
To: Ellesu
How about like they do for Motel toilet seats:
"SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION"
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4 posted on
12/17/2004 10:36:40 AM PST by
TheBigB
(Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
To: Ellesu
Well, I guess they are gonna have to start issuing permits that have sticky backs, and tassles on the front then...
5 posted on
12/17/2004 10:37:02 AM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Go Ahead. Mace just makes me even more excited.)
To: Ellesu
They would force strippers to reveal their real names to the customers? Bad idea.
To: Ellesu
It really would help to have pictures before I can pass judgement...
To: Ellesu
"City Councilman Chip Haass pushed the measure, adopted unanimously by the 11-member council, as a way to make it easier for police to identify dancers. "The dancer's must have some kind of urban commo, or stealth device. A judge should require these council members to wear dunce hats for all public appearances.
8 posted on
12/17/2004 10:38:44 AM PST by
spunkets
To: Ellesu
I knew a woman who worked as a stripper. It's a strange life, believe me.
oh well
9 posted on
12/17/2004 10:38:53 AM PST by
cvq3842
To: Ellesu
City Councilman Chip Haass pushed the measure, adopted unanimously by the 11-member council, as[b] a way to make it easier for police to identify dancers.[/b]
The dancer is the one with no clothes on dumbasses.
10 posted on
12/17/2004 10:39:03 AM PST by
dwilli
To: Ellesu
As Chris Rock says to fathers: "Your job is to keep your daughters Off The Pole". Being in a job that makes one a magnet for passion-obsessed people puts you at risk and raises the question "is it worth it"?
To: Ellesu
adopted unanimouslyAt this time of year, they can't blame it on the heat!
14 posted on
12/17/2004 10:42:07 AM PST by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: Ellesu
Pictures! I demand pictures to be posted with this article....
18 posted on
12/17/2004 10:49:43 AM PST by
BullDog108
(Islamists are Insane! http://bvml.org/webmaster/islam.html)
To: Ellesu
19 posted on
12/17/2004 10:56:51 AM PST by
JennysCool
(Prayers up 24/7 for Allegra's safe return.)
To: Ellesu
I almost posted this from the Houston Chronicle. I just posted articles on a new smoking ban in Corpus Christi, a proposed smoking ban in Houston, a delay but not outright rejection to Houston Mayor Bob-White's plan to install red light cameras...
Texas must now have the subtitle "The Nanny State".
23 posted on
12/17/2004 12:33:56 PM PST by
weegee
(WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
To: Ellesu
I think they tried to do this in Houston a few years ago and lost in court.
Some councilmen/women have nothing better to do with their time in office.
25 posted on
12/17/2004 9:39:43 PM PST by
wildbill
To: Ellesu
...to make it easier for police to identify dancers. This point requires further amplification.
("Why?", for those of you in Rio Linda.)
27 posted on
12/18/2004 10:50:41 AM PST by
Redcloak
("FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!" -Teresa Heinz Kerry)
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