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This Has to Be Homer Simpson... (Hooked up 2 beer kegs to his mouth)
Reuters ^
| 1-21-05
Posted on 01/21/2005 2:06:52 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
This Has to Be Homer Simpson...
Fri Jan 21, 9:12 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday.
"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.
The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: beer; drunkard; fool; kegs; liberal; prague; sot
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I'm 1/8 Czech by blood. Wonder if I'm related to him.....
To: Dan from Michigan
Apparently not. You're still able to type.
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:08:54 PM PST
by
ColoCdn
(Neco eos omnes, Deus suos agnoset)
To: Dan from Michigan
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:09:17 PM PST
by
kaktuskid
To: ColoCdn
To: Dan from Michigan
MmmmmMMmmmmmmmBeer!
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:09:51 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
("Religion in a Family is at once its brightest Ornament & its best Security." --Samuel Adams)
To: Dan from Michigan; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos; Conspiracy Guy; Gabz; Brad's Gramma; Mo1
Eaker!
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:10:06 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: Dan from Michigan
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:10:23 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Half a league, half a league rode the MSM into the valley of obscurity)
To: Dan from Michigan; Hap; Xenalyte; humblegunner; Allegra
This man is an inspiration to us all.
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:10:36 PM PST
by
Bacon Man
(I DARE you to make less sense!)
To: Dan from Michigan; Hegewisch Dupa
sounds like something a polack would do. was it you HD?
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:10:36 PM PST
by
xsmommy
To: kaktuskid
This Has to Be Homer Simpson...
More like Barney Gumbel!
To: Dan from Michigan
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:11:00 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Dan from Michigan
I wonder if this guy's plans are available for sale on the internet.
To: kaktuskid
That's what I thought, too! Barney's off the wagon!
"Just hook it to my vein!"
To: Bacon Man
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:13:21 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: glock rocks; humblegunner
I escaped, but humblegunner bravely stayed and finished the job!!!
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:13:58 PM PST
by
Eaker
("I am a Scientist ............... and that was fast for me.")
To: Dan from Michigan
I don't see it here...call me sadistic but I have to wonder what this mans blood alcohol level was when they found him...
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:14:10 PM PST
by
Severa
(I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
To: glock rocks
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:15:55 PM PST
by
Eaker
("I am a Scientist ............... and that was fast for me.")
To: xsmommy
TWO kegs is just a plain and simple waste - I would not abuse my dear freind Al K. Hall like that
To: Eaker; glock rocks
humblegunner bravely stayed and finished the job!!! It's a part of my ethnic cultural heritage, what can I say.
Too bad those narrow minded sheep ranchers can't understand that simple fact though.
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:18:21 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(And who knows what else?)
To: Eaker
I thought you were still in Canada looking for deep-cycle RV batteries...
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posted on
01/21/2005 2:18:38 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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