[Arkinsaw]

Yes, and whats the deal with all those decomposing composers?

[Brett66]

[Lazamataz]

Dead scientists
Dead scientists
Dead scientists aren't much fun
They don't act like nerdy jerks
They don't do any lab work
Dead scientists aren't much fun

My scientist died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead scientists aren't much fun
Mom says scientist's days are through
She's gonna challenge his work as untrue
Dead scientists aren't much fun

[Paladin2]

They're still dead?

[atomicpossum]

Well, somebody had to ask.

I guess.

Well, maybe not.

[xone]

ZOT!

[usurper]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

I don’t know but it’s safe to say that will all their collective wisdom they would no be able to understand why you are posting here.

[Fiddlstix]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

Your information is wrong. They're not dead.
They're alive and healthy on the "mother ship".
(Didn't you get the memo?)

[Coyoteman]

You signed up recently to ask that? What do you think this is, a chat room?

[Tarpaulin]

Unnngh!

[TaxRelief]

Here's a list of 40 in the past 3 years:

http://freepress2005.blogspot.com/2005/01/author-theorizes-40-microbiologists.html

[REDWOOD99]

Nostradamus predicted you would ask that.

[AQGeiger]

Life is a terminal experience. Even for scientists.

[pbear8]

He's dead Jim!

[Archangel86]

Well, at least he's a couple steps above most first-post-vanities... You know... capitalization and correct(ish) grammar.

[theFIRMbss]

>What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

[mrsmith]

It's a secret. I could tell you, as I told them, but then I'd have to...

Dead scientists: see Second Law of Thermodynamics.

[Fitzcarraldo]

 

List Of Dead Microbiologists

From Charlene Fassa
1-12-5

 

Here is at least a partial list of dead microbiologists:

 

 

July 18, 2003: Dr. David Kelly, a British biological weapons expert

 

June 24, 2003: Dr. Leland Rickman, a UC San Diego expert on infectious

diseases

 

November 12 2002: Dr. Benito Que, 52, was "an expert in infectious

diseases and cellular biology at the Miami Medical School

 

March 25, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Steven Mostow, 63

 

March 24, 2002: Dead microbiologist: David Wynn-Williams, 55

 

February 28, 2002: Two dead microbiologists in San Francisco,Tanya Holzmayer, 46, is shot and killed by a colleague, Guyang Huang, 38, who then apparently shot himself.

 

February 11, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Dr. Ian Langford, 40

 

February 9, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Victor Korshunov, 56

 

January 2002: Two dead microbiologists: Ivan Glebov and Alexi

Brushlinski

 

December 14, 2001: Dead microbiologist: Nguyen Van Set, 44

 

December 10, 2001: Dead microbiologist: "Dr. Robert Schwartz, 57

 

November 24, 2001: Three more dead microbiologists: Dr. Yaakov Matzner,

54, dean of the Hebrew University school of medicine; Amiramp Eldor,

59, head of the haematology department at Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv

and a world-recognized expert in blood clotting; and Avishai Berkman,

50, director of the Tel Aviv public health department and businessman

 

November 21, 2001: World-class microbiologist and high-profile Russian

defector Dr. Vladimir Pasechnik, 64

 

November 16, 2001: Dr. Don Wiley, 57

 

November 6, 2001: Jeffry Paris

 

 

Now, read the circumstances of the deaths of some of these scientists. It seems microbiology is the most dangerous occupation...

 

http://www.usenet.com/newsgroups/talk.religion.bahai/msg09281.html

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Are you referring to the Western European scientists working on the Star Wars program who were killed back in the 1980's by the Russians? Those dead scientists?

[DoctorMichael]

I'M ALIVE!