[Lazamataz]

Dead scientists
Dead scientists
Dead scientists aren't much fun
They don't act like nerdy jerks
They don't do any lab work
Dead scientists aren't much fun

My scientist died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead scientists aren't much fun
Mom says scientist's days are through
She's gonna challenge his work as untrue
Dead scientists aren't much fun

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Scientist no longer dressed as a lumberjack:
"I'm a scientist and I'm real dead.
There's no more thought running through my head."

[Fiddlstix]

Big fan of "Dr. Demento" during your misspent youth, heh?

[Preech1]

Mom says scientists days are through,
She's going to throw them in the stew...
dead scientists aren't much fun...oh no no nooooo!
Dead (dead dead dead) scientists, dead dead dead deaaaddd,
scientists...dead scientists aren't much fun...oh no nooooo!

[yer gonna put yer eye out]

BILLY JOEL!!!!!!!!is that you????????

[presidio9]

what's with all the REALLY tall basketball players?