[KidGlock]

If you are traveling in a space ship at the speed of light and turn on your headlamps, will they do anything?

I met this beautiful, blond... Chinese chick. She was on her way to see her psychologist because she suffered from depression. Her problem was that she was a nymphomaniac who only went for Jewish cowboys. I said, "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein."

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Arafat. It's been done.