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Man has permanent erection
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| 3/24/05
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Posted on 03/24/2005 6:03:43 AM PST by pissant
A Czech prisoner locked up on theft charges has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.
The 37-year-old man was serving a six month sentence in Plzen jail in the southwest of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.
He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.
They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.
After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: priapism; schwing; yikes
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My guess is the wife will send him back to the prison after a few days....
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:03:43 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Bill Clinton is Czechoslovakian?
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:08:33 AM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: pissant
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:08:59 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(Get in the pit and try to love some one)
To: theDentist
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:09:47 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Hmmm...maybe my next vacation should be to The Czech Republic.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:10:11 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
To: Hoodlum91
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:11:16 AM PST
by
pissant
To: KidGlock
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:12:15 AM PST
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
Plzen is the home town of Pilsner Urquell. Any connection?
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:14:20 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital Does that care involve massage therapy?
To: pissant
That's what you call doing hard time.
To: pissant
"you're baaaaad!"
I know, don't cha love it?
To: omniscient
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:18:12 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Erections lasting over four hours may require medical attention – or a good wife.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:19:26 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: R. Scott
You read that off your prescription bottle??
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:20:28 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
It’s one of the TV ads that I am really getting tired of seeing.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:23:02 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: R. Scott
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:23:26 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
The prison is just too hard on prisoners.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:24:18 AM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Hillary Rodhamclinton is phonier than a three dollar bill clinton.)
To: pissant
Yeah, but he still hits his nose when he bumps into walls.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:26:14 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: pissant
prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem. Oooooooookay. Unable to help, huh?
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:27:34 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Sure you can trust the government... just ask an Indian...)
To: martin_fierro
"Serving Hard Time" Ping.
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posted on
03/24/2005 6:28:39 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Sure you can trust the government... just ask an Indian...)
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