Most condoms in India used to make saris

Times Leader/AP Wire ^ | 4/23/2005

[speedy]

Quick! Send them pickles! Teach them how to properly utilize this resource! (Maybe they don't have enough pickles?)

Can't they just get pickles in a Delhi? I'm not trying to curry favor with anyone -- I'll just Goa way now.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

Condom Commercial

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[RikaStrom]

LOL!

Who knew.

Great graphic by the way, I had to do a double take on that one. :-)

[Moonmad27]

Post # 12 - proving you can find ANYTHING on the internet.

[GeekDejure]

used to make saris, toys and bathroom slippers
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Bathroom Slippers ???

Yeah... gotta keep those toe-jams imprisoned, eh? !!! ;-))

[LibertarianInExile]

Indiavent you determine the puns are worth pinging, let me know. Right now, I don't wanna bother, cause I think this thread is a bomb, eh?

[speedy]

Rajah that. I don't want to make an Assam myself, and we both have more important Madras to deal with.

[Dallas59]

Well...at least they ain't using the "used" ones.

[csvset]

Bathroom Slippers ???

Yep, foot fetish..

[Joe 6-pack]

Sari to be getting with ya'll so late...but this looks like a nice, dhoti little thread; a place to open the Bombay doors and let the puns fly. I may not always have the best puns here, but I'm going to give it mahal.

Normally I'd think one would have to be a real scum bag to joke about condoms, but it appears the innovative Indians have tapped into their reservoir of creativity and really expanded the use for for propholaxis. They may take a ribbing for it, but apparently they're pretty well insulated from any barbs we may be slinging.

[speedy]

Lucknow, you took a nice Punjab at this topic, and quite honestly there are Nan any better at it than you because you Sikh out so many sources for your humor. I Vishnu puns suggested themselves to me, because I get Agra-vated when I can't come up with any.

[R. Scott]

We used them to cover the end of the gun barrels, and tampons were great as bore swabs for shotguns and feminine napkins for 60 mm mortars.

[Richard Kimball]

So, being in love means never having to save your sari?

[aidni]

Exactly people sell lubricants to them but condoms are available for free. In government hospitals in India either condoms are sold for free or are heavily subsidized so that prevention of AIDS is possible but you can always trusts Indians to come up with idea that baffles the world but work's wonder for them(or they think so).

[Born Conservative]

condoms are sold for free

Is that you, Yogi Berra?