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Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence (pic)
funreports.com ^ | 2005-05-17

Posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:43 AM PDT by lizol

Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence (pic)

A chicken killed itself on the fence of one of the village residents in the Tula region of Russia. An eyewitness of the unimaginable bird suicide says that he was resting on a couch, when his wife rushed into the house and said that a chicken had just committed suicide by hanging itself on the neighbor's fence.

When then man came out to have a look at what was happening, he saw a chicken hanging on the fence indeed. The chicken was apparently trying to fly over the fence, but did not have enough force to surmount the obstacle.

The man's son said that the chicken probably decided to kill itself being unable to lead the horrible life in the provincial village. The chicken is a vulnerable and sensitive bird that might not have the energy to handle stressful situations. Most likely, the Russian suicidal chicken has lost the will to live.

The poor bird was not left hanging on the fence: it was cooked and eaten.



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chicken; goodbyecruelworld; russia; russian; russiarussian; suicide
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1 posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:44 AM PDT by lizol
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To: lizol

Well if I was trapped in Russia....


2 posted on 05/17/2005 11:37:28 AM PDT by Jason Kauppinen
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To: lizol

Anxiously waiting for the chicken jokes to begin.


3 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:12 AM PDT by Samwise (The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.)
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To: twinself; Grzegorz 246; Lukasz; sergey1973; anonymoussierra; j23

Couldn't stand Putin probably.


4 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:26 AM PDT by lizol
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To: lizol
He wnet all the way, instead of trying to wing it.....
5 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:40 AM PDT by b4its2late (Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.)
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To: lizol

As god is my witness...


6 posted on 05/17/2005 11:39:03 AM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: lizol

Erm,
That knothole looks into the henhouse.

I think we have a peeping chicken.


7 posted on 05/17/2005 11:39:22 AM PDT by najida (OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
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To: lizol

Chicken puckey. I think this was staged. Not just the pic but the quotes are suspect.

Was Jason Blair in the area?


8 posted on 05/17/2005 11:40:01 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: lizol

The chicken choked himself.


9 posted on 05/17/2005 11:40:10 AM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: lizol

He knew the job was dangerous when he took it.


10 posted on 05/17/2005 11:40:13 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: lizol

What a waste. I just can't imagine why that chicken would throw it all away. Just plain selfishness is all.


11 posted on 05/17/2005 11:41:09 AM PDT by TBall
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To: ctlpdad

As god is my witness...


'god' as in God as in God Almighty?


12 posted on 05/17/2005 11:41:52 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: lizol

My first thought was that Ground Force had finally gone too far.....


13 posted on 05/17/2005 11:45:32 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: Blurblogger

No, some lesser god if I didn't capitalize it. I wouldn't want to offend The Big Guy.


14 posted on 05/17/2005 11:46:36 AM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: lizol
An obvious frame-up. The poor chicken was a victim of scientific experimentation.
15 posted on 05/17/2005 11:49:46 AM PDT by mikrofon (Reach out & Touch)
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To: lizol

Chickens lead a very boring life.

We have Buff Orpingtons's in one stall of a four-stall barn.

When my son goes out to take care of them he leaves the stall door open. Their favorite activity at that point is to walk out of the stall, walk over to the stairs leading to the hay loft, hop up the stairs to the hay loft, cross over the floor of the hay loft so that they can see down to their stall below, and then....JUMP!!

I'm surprised that they don't lay cracked eggs...


16 posted on 05/17/2005 11:51:14 AM PDT by politicket (We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
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You want to give them some excitement? Toss a small ball of bread dough to them, and watch them play football with it.


17 posted on 05/17/2005 11:54:05 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri Schindler <strike>Schiavo</strike> - www.terrisfight.org)
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To: lizol
Looks like someone else hanged this bird. Witnesses saw in the neighborhood two strange persons, probably twins :-)


18 posted on 05/17/2005 11:59:48 AM PDT by Lukasz
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To: BykrBayb

We just toss small spiders and insects into their food bowls. They go absolutely WILD over those! :-)


19 posted on 05/17/2005 12:01:29 PM PDT by politicket (We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
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To: BykrBayb

My son has one chicken trained to where he holds it still and then yells 'ATTENTION!'. He then releases the chicken and walks away. They chicken just stands there perfectly still.

My son then yells 'AT EASE!' and the chicken goes running off. Pretty funny!


20 posted on 05/17/2005 12:04:25 PM PDT by politicket (We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
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