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Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence (pic)
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| 2005-05-17
Posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:43 AM PDT by lizol
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:36:44 AM PDT
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lizol
To: lizol
Well if I was trapped in Russia....
To: lizol
Anxiously waiting for the chicken jokes to begin.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:38:12 AM PDT
by
Samwise
(The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.)
To: twinself; Grzegorz 246; Lukasz; sergey1973; anonymoussierra; j23
Couldn't stand Putin probably.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:38:26 AM PDT
by
lizol
To: lizol
He wnet all the way, instead of trying to wing it.....
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:38:40 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.)
To: lizol
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:39:03 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
To: lizol
Erm,
That knothole looks into the henhouse.
I think we have a peeping chicken.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:39:22 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
To: lizol
Chicken puckey. I think this was staged. Not just the pic but the quotes are suspect.
Was Jason Blair in the area?
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:40:01 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: lizol
The chicken choked himself.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:40:10 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
To: lizol
He knew the job was dangerous when he took it.
10
posted on
05/17/2005 11:40:13 AM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again)
To: lizol
What a waste. I just can't imagine why that chicken would throw it all away. Just plain selfishness is all.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:41:09 AM PDT
by
TBall
To: ctlpdad
As god is my witness...
'god' as in God as in God Almighty?
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:41:52 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: lizol
My first thought was that Ground Force had finally gone too far.....
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:45:32 AM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: Blurblogger
No, some lesser god if I didn't capitalize it. I wouldn't want to offend The Big Guy.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:46:36 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
To: lizol
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:49:46 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Reach out & Touch)
To: lizol
Chickens lead a very boring life.
We have Buff Orpingtons's in one stall of a four-stall barn.
When my son goes out to take care of them he leaves the stall door open. Their favorite activity at that point is to walk out of the stall, walk over to the stairs leading to the hay loft, hop up the stairs to the hay loft, cross over the floor of the hay loft so that they can see down to their stall below, and then....JUMP!!
I'm surprised that they don't lay cracked eggs...
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:51:14 AM PDT
by
politicket
(We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
To: politicket
You want to give them some excitement? Toss a small ball of bread dough to them, and watch them play football with it.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:54:05 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri Schindler <strike>Schiavo</strike> - www.terrisfight.org)
To: lizol
Looks like someone else hanged this bird. Witnesses saw in the neighborhood two strange persons, probably twins :-)
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:59:48 AM PDT
by
Lukasz
To: BykrBayb
We just toss small spiders and insects into their food bowls. They go absolutely WILD over those! :-)
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posted on
05/17/2005 12:01:29 PM PDT
by
politicket
(We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
To: BykrBayb
My son has one chicken trained to where he holds it still and then yells 'ATTENTION!'. He then releases the chicken and walks away. They chicken just stands there perfectly still.
My son then yells 'AT EASE!' and the chicken goes running off. Pretty funny!
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posted on
05/17/2005 12:04:25 PM PDT
by
politicket
(We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
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