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1 posted on 07/14/2005 1:20:25 PM PDT by phoenix_004
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To: phoenix_004

There's a "suicide bomber" joke in here someplace.


2 posted on 07/14/2005 1:21:38 PM PDT by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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Must...not....speak....


3 posted on 07/14/2005 1:21:47 PM PDT by tuffydoodle (In a democracy it don't matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share.)
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if the desk is a-rockin, don't come a-knockin.


4 posted on 07/14/2005 1:22:00 PM PDT by flashbunny
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This teacher should only date after school hours.


5 posted on 07/14/2005 1:22:19 PM PDT by shadeaud (Liberals suffer from acute interior cornial craniorectoitis)
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OMG...


6 posted on 07/14/2005 1:22:20 PM PDT by EX52D
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The teach sounds like a real jerk.


7 posted on 07/14/2005 1:22:34 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!"

Or something.


8 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:00 PM PDT by headsonpikes ("The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government.")
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He should have put the dunce cap over it first.


9 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:09 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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Maybe he was just fondling his (two) prayer beads? ;^)


10 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:32 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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Isn't this what Joyclyn Elders advocated?


11 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:46 PM PDT by Always Right
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!


12 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:52 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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Well, you can't spank the students anymore, so he decided to spank the monkey, instead.


13 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:54 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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Jeez!

And the janitors used to get mad at us when we put GUM under the desk.


14 posted on 07/14/2005 1:24:32 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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I am sure that his union representative will make the argument that he was thinking about one of his fellow male teachers, and so to punish him will tantamount to discrimination.


15 posted on 07/14/2005 1:24:47 PM PDT by Sthitch
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Business studies teacher Kernaghan, who has since left the London school for Muslims,

...and is now at the London School for the Blind.

16 posted on 07/14/2005 1:24:59 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (I'm sick and tired of being sicked and tired!)
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Come again?


17 posted on 07/14/2005 1:25:03 PM PDT by agooga (Rise up against the black robed masters.)
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Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I thought spanking has been made illegal in school.


20 posted on 07/14/2005 1:26:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If a democrats lips are moving, they're lying.)
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"He went pink and started shaking his hand.” "

Perhaps he was just doing the hokey-pokey and got to the point right before "and that's what it's all about!".

21 posted on 07/14/2005 1:26:33 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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22 posted on 07/14/2005 1:26:42 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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Well, I expected to find you here.


25 posted on 07/14/2005 1:30:23 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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