This Day In History - DASHING DASHER JOINS FREEREPUBLIC (vanity)

Seattle Pissant Times | 7/22/05 | Sir Pissant

[pissant]

On this day in 1933, Wiley Post touched down his airplane in New York, becoming the first pilot to fly solo around the globe!

On this day in 1934, Public Enemy #1, John Dillinger, was gunned down in the streets of Chicago.

And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.

These historic events have much in common. Wiley Post was a brave pilot, risking life and limb in a rickety single engine plane. Dasher is FR's resident pilot racer, tormenting her male colleagues above the western fruited plains. A Calamity Jane in goggles!

And Dillinger was a notorious gang leader, surrounding himself with violent criminals and ne'er do wells. Dasher too has become a gang leader on FR. She has lead JimRob's beloved website into dark places that make the upstanding citizens here hide the women and children.

She is many other things as well, too numerous to list in full. But they include: Conservative infiltrator in liberal San Fran, Toughie NJ bodyguard for those who get harrassed, Unofficial FR Dominatrix (with a growing clientele), and most importantly, the subject of poems and limericks from her adoring fans.

So on this Friday, July 22, 2005, let's raise our glasses and offer a hearty toast to this east coast bred California girl, and thank her for settling down in our corner of the world!

[Darksheare]

LOL, pretty accurate.
Like a huge 'home', but digital.
Never know what one will see happen next that will bring a chuckle.

[Miss Behave]

She'll say Piss who? And Miss who?

[WestCoastGal]

Congratulations DD on your one year anniversary from one east coast bred California gal to another!!

Here's to flying solo.

[pissant]

You mean his toupee? ;o)

[pissant]

She's OUR baby!

[pissant]

Exactly! LOL

[bannie]

Well...er....but I hardly know you!

;-) LOL

[dakine]

slacker...

[pissant]

It's best that way! LOL

[pissant]

Me or Dasher?

[Miss Behave]

No no no, I can't hear you.

[dakine]

Guess I should have put "hahaha" after the reply...it was a joke...

[Allegra]

HAPPY FR BITHDAY, DASH!

WOOOOOHOOOOO!!

Where's my silly hat and party blower? I want one with feathers on it.

[Steelerfan]

Congratulations! You make this place a whole lot more interesting.

[Allegra]

so, be nice. I know where you live!

Yeah? Come to where I live and say that! ;-)

[pissant]

He looks good bald. ;O)

[pissant]

I was so crushed too! ;o)

[pissant]

No, more like Captain & Tenille! ;o)

[pissant]

No. You get the lampshade! ;o)

[MikefromOhio]

I am the guy swinging from the Chandelier....