To: samadams2000; patton
I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) ....
Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception.
17 posted on
08/13/2005 8:53:27 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Squantos
Oh, you are going to DIE for that. LOL.
26 posted on
08/13/2005 9:02:28 PM PDT by
patton
("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
To: Squantos
I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) .... Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception. Actual personal ad I saw in a Denver paper (in its entirety):
Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem.
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