[Choose Ye This Day]

Wow. I had no idea. If anyone wants to see the sign, or the origin of the town name, here ya go:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp

[SunkenCiv]

The second sign carries the hilarity even further: "Bitte — nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please — not so fast!" (Evidently this type of sign is a commonplace reminder in those parts for drivers to keep their speed down to protect children, but the unintended double meaning in this case is particularly amusing.)