Replies

1. Trailer Park Barbie
2. White Trash Barbie
3. Street Walker Barbie
4. Heroin Addict Barbie a.k.a. Junkie Barbie
5. Minimum Wage Barbie
6. Eating Disorder Barbie – with trial size ex-lax
7. Bi-Polar Barbie
8. Crack Dealing Ken
9. Male Hustler Ken
10. Teen Suicide Skipper
11. Date Raping Ken – with trial size rohipnol
12. Sexually Frustrated Ken – with kung-fu grip
13. Anatomically Correct Ken – no molded plastic hump on this puppy!
14. S & M Barbie – with designer cage and whip
15. Teen Pregnancy Skipper
16. Back Alley Abortion Barbie
17. Wife Beating Ken
18. Spousal Abuse Barbie – she turns black and blue with warm and cold water
19. Homeless Barbie – save the packaging, she needs a home
20. Pimping Ken
21. Multiple Personality Barbie … or Amber… or Jenny… or Ruth
22. Trash Talking Barbie – pull her string and she’ll read you to filth
23. Dead Beat Dad Ken
24. Satan Worshiping Skipper – with sacrificial knife
25. I.V. Drug User Barbie
26. Prostitute Barbie – with two tasteless outfits
27. Squatter Barbie
28. Hare Krishna Barbie
29. Unfit Mother Barbie
30. Pierceable Barbie
31. Striptease Barbie
32. Bad Actress Barbie
33. Circus Freak Barbie – with beard and lobster claws
34. Human Mattress Barbie
35. Skin Cancer Barbie
36. Ovarian Cyst Barbie
37. Promiscuous Skipper
38. Tube Tied Barbie
39. Breast Reduction Barbie
40. Urinary Tract Infection Barbie
41. Prostate Cancer Ken
42. Ass Hole Bandit of Shower Room Rape Ken
43. Juvie Hall Skipper
44. State Penitentiary Barbie
45. Life Sentence Barbie
46. Out on Probation Ken
47. Bed Wetting Skipper
48. PMS Barbie
49. Cyber Sex Barbie
50. Closet Alcoholic Barbie
51. Receding Hair Line Ken
52. Balding Barbie – comes with various hats and wigs
53. Bad Dye Job Barbie
54. Pre-Pubescent Ken
55. Social Outcast Barbie
56. Mass Murdering Barbie – move over Lizzie Borden
57. Bull Dyke Barbie
58. Mute Barbie
59. White Power Barbie
60. Bed Sores Barbie
61. White She-Devil Barbie
62. Black Panther Barbie
63. Lobotomy Barbie – give her bangs to hide the scars
64. Male Bashing Barbie
65. Con Artist Ken
66. Bag Lady Barbie
67. Drug Smuggling Ken – with expandable orifices
68. Prozac Barbie
69. ADD Ballerina Barbie
70. Tourettes Barbie
71. Brain Washing Barbie – oh, wait, that does exist