"It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a moo, and then a bang and a higher-pitched moo. It was like MOO
BANG
MOOO!" Awesome.
1 posted on
12/10/2005 7:44:31 AM PST by
M203M4
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Sign language is not enough in situations like these. Rock 'n' Roll!
2 posted on
12/10/2005 7:46:49 AM PST by
1rudeboy
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3 posted on
12/10/2005 7:47:12 AM PST by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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lol. This article made my morning.
To: M203M4
So, how does one sign, "Oh YES, oh YES. You're the KING baby!"?
7 posted on
12/10/2005 7:48:46 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: M203M4
Is this a joke..? they thought she was being beaten by her boyfriend and no one went in to help? and I've had some great sex in my day and never had to wake the neighborhood doing it. Sounds like bull to me.
To: M203M4
I nominate you for post of the day. This is important information. hehe
9 posted on
12/10/2005 7:50:26 AM PST by
Belasarius
(Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward. Job 5:2-7)
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To: M203M4
I know a whole family of deaf people and they can be a lot of fun since they've learned that my form of harrassment isn't malicious.
They won't play cards with me anymore because they figured out that I cheat by going into the bathroom and yelling out my cards to my partner.
11 posted on
12/10/2005 7:52:32 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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I think they are getting the full experience of college now. If a deaf couple is having sex and everybody hears them, is it still funny? Yes! I think when she was yelling moo, it was supposed to be "more" instead.
12 posted on
12/10/2005 7:52:53 AM PST by
WV Mountain Mama
(I have a drink at night for my heart. Yeah, my heart, that's it.)
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Moo-Bang?
Damn. I must be doing something wrong.
13 posted on
12/10/2005 7:53:11 AM PST by
tortoise
(All these moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.)
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Women make noise during sex? Since when?
14 posted on
12/10/2005 7:53:21 AM PST by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSOs had to physically stop the couple from their activity. You go through life, see and hear of many things. But once in a while something comes up that is unique and sets your mind speculating in new directions.
Sign dirty to me!
To: M203M4
They should try going to college at Gallaudet.
We used to get calls for Fire Alarm boxes pulled there, it was always easy to find which building it was, the whole place was flashing with lights.
I remember one night when we went there for a suicide, a guy jumped out of the 10th floor , no one heard a thing.
To: M203M4
*Smacks head*
Oops.
Double oops, no pun intended.... :)
22 posted on
12/10/2005 7:57:26 AM PST by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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Ooooh.... Oooohhh... Oooooohhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found yooou!!!!
26 posted on
12/10/2005 7:59:07 AM PST by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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>"We didnt have any idea that we were louder than anyone else.
I just get so excited sometimes."
I've always thought that
women make a lot of noise
'cause it distracts guys
so guys keep working
longer to get the job done . . .
(I have noticed that
when I politely
say, "Hey, could you just shut up?"
girls giggle a lot.)
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How embarrassing.. that is one experience they will ALWAYS remember!
42 posted on
12/10/2005 8:34:07 AM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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This couple was apparently going at it for quite a while before the police got there. And when the cops break them apart, they're not even done. These two might want to focus less on signing during sex and instead use their hands for...other things.
For alas, this is a tale..full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
43 posted on
12/10/2005 8:37:25 AM PST by
two134711
(I have libertarian leanings, but my conservatism keeps those in check.)
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