I can't speak for the general conservative masses [I'm not paid enough for that task] *but* you do sorta run against the grain of every ideology the vast majority of conservatives hold dear.
"And yes I love kitties. I have a Lilac Burmese."
And *that* confession didn't help your cause one whit.....;D
"kutwhoredel"
A guy named Del who thinks he's a cute whore?